"Eeeeeeeh! You know the drill. You yap and yap and yap until the fuuuuck-in' beepity boop. And who knows? If your voice doesn't annoy the shit out of me, I miiiight just call ya back!"
he doesn't actually do the whole pew pew eye beamy thing
but im pretty sure he can bench press a bus
[ugh... does he cut this off or actually talk about mark??? 2 somebody... but tbf on account of having only one friend he has no one to talk 2 mark about]
he's a nice guy ig? like he's trying his best i think i dunno
you're not alone, so that's good people aren't meant to be alone no matter the circumstance
[ Jack does selfishly wish someone from home was here. Dany, Larson or Andre, specifically. But he's been adapting the best he can. Here isn't the greatest but oddly enough it's better than his home. ]
you have a favorite thing about him that you like? u know as a person?
are ya gonna screenshot it and use it against me l8r
i'll have you know that any attempts 2 blackmail me will end in one of your nonessential body parts bein blown up and, oh! i'll be sure to pick the most painful one, don't you worry
[ Fortunately, Jack has plenty of people back home that somehow still put up with his existence as a trouble making, cowardly has-been, but that's probably because he would protect the most precious people to him with his life. Behind that slimy exterior is a person with a heart of gold. ]
whoa hohoho de-feeeeeEeeensive why would i care about blackmailing you? not everyone is out to get you, buddy all i'm saying is you're lucky to have someone from home here
it's just talking about your friend no need to get secretive about it
unless there is something you need to be secretive about that involves him 😳
[Secretive? What's there to keep secret? Very much against his own will, Rex has grown fond of Mark, who happens to be the gooby, gooey individual inside of Invincible's suit. A doofy, relatively average teenage boy who got his superpowers somewhat late in the game, well past puberty, and someone who was recently dealt a terrible hand.]
he's soft
[Speaking on Mark's best qualities, or what Rex believes them to be... He does value the other boy's soft heart, his empathy, and willingness to forgive. Not really the type to punch first and ask questions later, he is the kind of hero who will solve problems without needless violence.
Rex envies the younger boy in this regard. Even when he's trying his best not to be an asshole, it seems that he can never quite say the right thing.]
in our line of work most people get that shit beat right out of em
sounds romantic to me~~ anyway i'll take your advice and steal this lady's soap my fur is starting to mat like you wouldn't BELIEVE and it's driving me nuts
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he's more like a small woodland creature
y'know, if it could shoot laser beams out of its eyes and bench press a bus, but still
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i mean idk
u might be into laser shooting woodland creatures ???
or find something nice about them?
congrats on the laser friend tho
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he doesn't actually do the whole pew pew eye beamy thing
but im pretty sure he can bench press a bus
[ugh... does he cut this off or actually talk about mark??? 2 somebody... but tbf on account of having only one friend he has no one to talk 2 mark about]
he's a nice guy ig? like he's trying his best i think i dunno
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it's okay to talk about him you know
how long have you both known each other?
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[WHY IS HE DOING THIS... UGH THIS IS SO PAINFUL]
somethin like... ig five or six months plus... like the two??? hm
8 months? he's from home
[It occurs to Rex, suddenly, that the two of them haven't even known each other for an entire year. Or well, known of each other.
Their relationship prior to this train fiasco was... Nonexistent.]
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people aren't meant to be alone
no matter the circumstance
[ Jack does selfishly wish someone from home was here. Dany, Larson or Andre, specifically. But he's been adapting the best he can. Here isn't the greatest but oddly enough it's better than his home. ]
you have a favorite thing about him that you like?
u know
as a person?
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some people end up all by themselves anyway
[OOF]
aaaaah
why the hell are you askin me this
what
are ya gonna screenshot it and use it against me l8r
i'll have you know that any attempts 2 blackmail me will end in one of your nonessential body parts bein blown up and, oh! i'll be sure to pick the most painful one, don't you worry
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whoa hohoho de-feeeeeEeeensive
why would i care about blackmailing you? not everyone is out to get you, buddy
all i'm saying is you're lucky to have someone from home here
it's just talking about your friend
no need to get secretive about it
unless
there is something you need to be secretive about
that involves him
😳
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[Secretive? What's there to keep secret? Very much against his own will, Rex has grown fond of Mark, who happens to be the gooby, gooey individual inside of Invincible's suit. A doofy, relatively average teenage boy who got his superpowers somewhat late in the game, well past puberty, and someone who was recently dealt a terrible hand.]
he's soft
[Speaking on Mark's best qualities, or what Rex believes them to be... He does value the other boy's soft heart, his empathy, and willingness to forgive. Not really the type to punch first and ask questions later, he is the kind of hero who will solve problems without needless violence.
Rex envies the younger boy in this regard. Even when he's trying his best not to be an asshole, it seems that he can never quite say the right thing.]
in our line of work most people get that shit beat right out of em
early
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u make a friend with me and u have a friend for LIFE
[ Cause he's pathetic and lonely but that is beside the point. ]
soft huh?
awwh
that is SO sweet
are you saying that's what happened to u??
sounds to me like ur worried about him
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ever think about giving him a little kissy-kiss? 💋
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[yes]
no
1/2
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;)
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i’m pretty sure he’s a virgin who can’t drive
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sound a bit like a loo-ooser to me
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that’s what i’ve been TELLING ppl!!!!!!!! u get it
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like is he stupid??? ugly?? stupid + ugly??
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[Stupid, not ugly, although Rex doesn’t bother to clarify.]
he’s on some waiting 4 tru wuv bs
just GAG worthy amirite or am i right
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HAHA yyyyyeah
well
he must be pretty cute if he is deserving of your stolen soap
already living the domesticated life, huh
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can it, dirtbag
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anyway i'll take your advice and steal this lady's soap
my fur is starting to mat like you wouldn't BELIEVE and it's driving me nuts
good luck with your butt buddy, casanova ;)
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good luck? at least there aren't any security cameras!