"Eeeeeeeh! You know the drill. You yap and yap and yap until the fuuuuck-in' beepity boop. And who knows? If your voice doesn't annoy the shit out of me, I miiiight just call ya back!"
[ Fortunately, Jack has plenty of people back home that somehow still put up with his existence as a trouble making, cowardly has-been, but that's probably because he would protect the most precious people to him with his life. Behind that slimy exterior is a person with a heart of gold. ]
whoa hohoho de-feeeeeEeeensive why would i care about blackmailing you? not everyone is out to get you, buddy all i'm saying is you're lucky to have someone from home here
it's just talking about your friend no need to get secretive about it
unless there is something you need to be secretive about that involves him 😳
[Secretive? What's there to keep secret? Very much against his own will, Rex has grown fond of Mark, who happens to be the gooby, gooey individual inside of Invincible's suit. A doofy, relatively average teenage boy who got his superpowers somewhat late in the game, well past puberty, and someone who was recently dealt a terrible hand.]
he's soft
[Speaking on Mark's best qualities, or what Rex believes them to be... He does value the other boy's soft heart, his empathy, and willingness to forgive. Not really the type to punch first and ask questions later, he is the kind of hero who will solve problems without needless violence.
Rex envies the younger boy in this regard. Even when he's trying his best not to be an asshole, it seems that he can never quite say the right thing.]
in our line of work most people get that shit beat right out of em
sounds romantic to me~~ anyway i'll take your advice and steal this lady's soap my fur is starting to mat like you wouldn't BELIEVE and it's driving me nuts
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whoa hohoho de-feeeeeEeeensive
why would i care about blackmailing you? not everyone is out to get you, buddy
all i'm saying is you're lucky to have someone from home here
it's just talking about your friend
no need to get secretive about it
unless
there is something you need to be secretive about
that involves him
😳
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[Secretive? What's there to keep secret? Very much against his own will, Rex has grown fond of Mark, who happens to be the gooby, gooey individual inside of Invincible's suit. A doofy, relatively average teenage boy who got his superpowers somewhat late in the game, well past puberty, and someone who was recently dealt a terrible hand.]
he's soft
[Speaking on Mark's best qualities, or what Rex believes them to be... He does value the other boy's soft heart, his empathy, and willingness to forgive. Not really the type to punch first and ask questions later, he is the kind of hero who will solve problems without needless violence.
Rex envies the younger boy in this regard. Even when he's trying his best not to be an asshole, it seems that he can never quite say the right thing.]
in our line of work most people get that shit beat right out of em
early
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u make a friend with me and u have a friend for LIFE
[ Cause he's pathetic and lonely but that is beside the point. ]
soft huh?
awwh
that is SO sweet
are you saying that's what happened to u??
sounds to me like ur worried about him
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ever think about giving him a little kissy-kiss? 💋
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[yes]
no
1/2
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;)
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i’m pretty sure he’s a virgin who can’t drive
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sound a bit like a loo-ooser to me
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that’s what i’ve been TELLING ppl!!!!!!!! u get it
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like is he stupid??? ugly?? stupid + ugly??
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[Stupid, not ugly, although Rex doesn’t bother to clarify.]
he’s on some waiting 4 tru wuv bs
just GAG worthy amirite or am i right
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HAHA yyyyyeah
well
he must be pretty cute if he is deserving of your stolen soap
already living the domesticated life, huh
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can it, dirtbag
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anyway i'll take your advice and steal this lady's soap
my fur is starting to mat like you wouldn't BELIEVE and it's driving me nuts
good luck with your butt buddy, casanova ;)
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good luck? at least there aren't any security cameras!