"Eeeeeeeh! You know the drill. You yap and yap and yap until the fuuuuck-in' beepity boop. And who knows? If your voice doesn't annoy the shit out of me, I miiiight just call ya back!"
[Usually, he'd be far more hostile, but this is a topic Rex is actually firmly passionate about about.]
mostly i've been stealin soap from the crazy bird lady's bathroom and rinsing off in the river- don't know what that shit's made of, tho? so i've been keepin it away from all the naughty bits
no one's touchin me rn so it should be fine? even tho i rly do hate it
as for workouts, i kinda just do my normal shit? gotta up the cardio and do more core exercises cause there aren't any weights lyin around... i mean, even the dead weight's bein snatched up around here!
[Oh, that's tempting. Oddly enough and as miserable as he is, he doubts that Jack has anything of interest to offer to him. Then again, he does love drama.]
let's just say i've gotten really good at using my five finger discount over the years, ok jerkoff? ok
and as for the rest of it, i kinda keep it btwn me and a friend of mine
god knows if they'll have any in the next car
[Years may have passed, but it turns out Rex is still pretty good at stealing.]
c'mon my guy! you're a dude. and that means you've got big pockets! step up your pickpocketing game, hombre!
or, or, or! you could do the whole prison thing and stick it up your butt! idk figure it out
he doesn't actually do the whole pew pew eye beamy thing
but im pretty sure he can bench press a bus
[ugh... does he cut this off or actually talk about mark??? 2 somebody... but tbf on account of having only one friend he has no one to talk 2 mark about]
he's a nice guy ig? like he's trying his best i think i dunno
you're not alone, so that's good people aren't meant to be alone no matter the circumstance
[ Jack does selfishly wish someone from home was here. Dany, Larson or Andre, specifically. But he's been adapting the best he can. Here isn't the greatest but oddly enough it's better than his home. ]
you have a favorite thing about him that you like? u know as a person?
are ya gonna screenshot it and use it against me l8r
i'll have you know that any attempts 2 blackmail me will end in one of your nonessential body parts bein blown up and, oh! i'll be sure to pick the most painful one, don't you worry
[ Fortunately, Jack has plenty of people back home that somehow still put up with his existence as a trouble making, cowardly has-been, but that's probably because he would protect the most precious people to him with his life. Behind that slimy exterior is a person with a heart of gold. ]
whoa hohoho de-feeeeeEeeensive why would i care about blackmailing you? not everyone is out to get you, buddy all i'm saying is you're lucky to have someone from home here
it's just talking about your friend no need to get secretive about it
unless there is something you need to be secretive about that involves him 😳
[Secretive? What's there to keep secret? Very much against his own will, Rex has grown fond of Mark, who happens to be the gooby, gooey individual inside of Invincible's suit. A doofy, relatively average teenage boy who got his superpowers somewhat late in the game, well past puberty, and someone who was recently dealt a terrible hand.]
he's soft
[Speaking on Mark's best qualities, or what Rex believes them to be... He does value the other boy's soft heart, his empathy, and willingness to forgive. Not really the type to punch first and ask questions later, he is the kind of hero who will solve problems without needless violence.
Rex envies the younger boy in this regard. Even when he's trying his best not to be an asshole, it seems that he can never quite say the right thing.]
in our line of work most people get that shit beat right out of em
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TEXT; whenever things aren't on fire or anything
i have a question for u
have u figured out some work out routine here yet??? or like the best way to obtain basic hygiene cuz
the lack of decent showers is killing me
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[Usually, he'd be far more hostile, but this is a topic Rex is actually firmly passionate about about.]
mostly i've been stealin soap from the crazy bird lady's bathroom and rinsing off in the river- don't know what that shit's made of, tho? so i've been keepin it away from all the naughty bits
no one's touchin me rn so it should be fine? even tho i rly do hate it
as for workouts, i kinda just do my normal shit? gotta up the cardio and do more core exercises cause there aren't any weights lyin around... i mean, even the dead weight's bein snatched up around here!
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the bird bitch has SOAP??
holllld tf up
how did u manage to steal it from her without her pecking ur brains out??
also do u have extra
i'll do anything for it
[ um.. he's not being sexual here he will do a gen favor if Rex asks.. ]
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[Oh, that's tempting. Oddly enough and as miserable as he is, he doubts that Jack has anything of interest to offer to him. Then again, he does love drama.]
let's just say i've gotten really good at using my five finger discount over the years, ok jerkoff? ok
and as for the rest of it, i kinda keep it btwn me and a friend of mine
god knows if they'll have any in the next car
[Years may have passed, but it turns out Rex is still pretty good at stealing.]
c'mon my guy! you're a dude. and that means you've got big pockets! step up your pickpocketing game, hombre!
or, or, or! you could do the whole prison thing and stick it up your butt! idk figure it out
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always
[ He knows the prison deal. He's been there multiple times. ]
wait a tick though
u have friends???
??????
nice
are they hot
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[He has one, singular friend. But, to be fair? That's more than he had growing up so small victories ig]
and um, ew, no?!
he's, like, 17! back tf off creepazoid
[Says Rex who is... maybe only a few months older sobs]
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eeeeeveryone should surround themselves with beautiful people!
but tbf? everyone *is* hot in their own way!
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he's more like a small woodland creature
y'know, if it could shoot laser beams out of its eyes and bench press a bus, but still
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i mean idk
u might be into laser shooting woodland creatures ???
or find something nice about them?
congrats on the laser friend tho
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he doesn't actually do the whole pew pew eye beamy thing
but im pretty sure he can bench press a bus
[ugh... does he cut this off or actually talk about mark??? 2 somebody... but tbf on account of having only one friend he has no one to talk 2 mark about]
he's a nice guy ig? like he's trying his best i think i dunno
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it's okay to talk about him you know
how long have you both known each other?
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[WHY IS HE DOING THIS... UGH THIS IS SO PAINFUL]
somethin like... ig five or six months plus... like the two??? hm
8 months? he's from home
[It occurs to Rex, suddenly, that the two of them haven't even known each other for an entire year. Or well, known of each other.
Their relationship prior to this train fiasco was... Nonexistent.]
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people aren't meant to be alone
no matter the circumstance
[ Jack does selfishly wish someone from home was here. Dany, Larson or Andre, specifically. But he's been adapting the best he can. Here isn't the greatest but oddly enough it's better than his home. ]
you have a favorite thing about him that you like?
u know
as a person?
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some people end up all by themselves anyway
[OOF]
aaaaah
why the hell are you askin me this
what
are ya gonna screenshot it and use it against me l8r
i'll have you know that any attempts 2 blackmail me will end in one of your nonessential body parts bein blown up and, oh! i'll be sure to pick the most painful one, don't you worry
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whoa hohoho de-feeeeeEeeensive
why would i care about blackmailing you? not everyone is out to get you, buddy
all i'm saying is you're lucky to have someone from home here
it's just talking about your friend
no need to get secretive about it
unless
there is something you need to be secretive about
that involves him
😳
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[Secretive? What's there to keep secret? Very much against his own will, Rex has grown fond of Mark, who happens to be the gooby, gooey individual inside of Invincible's suit. A doofy, relatively average teenage boy who got his superpowers somewhat late in the game, well past puberty, and someone who was recently dealt a terrible hand.]
he's soft
[Speaking on Mark's best qualities, or what Rex believes them to be... He does value the other boy's soft heart, his empathy, and willingness to forgive. Not really the type to punch first and ask questions later, he is the kind of hero who will solve problems without needless violence.
Rex envies the younger boy in this regard. Even when he's trying his best not to be an asshole, it seems that he can never quite say the right thing.]
in our line of work most people get that shit beat right out of em
early
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u make a friend with me and u have a friend for LIFE
[ Cause he's pathetic and lonely but that is beside the point. ]
soft huh?
awwh
that is SO sweet
are you saying that's what happened to u??
sounds to me like ur worried about him
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ever think about giving him a little kissy-kiss? 💋
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[yes]
no
1/2
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;)
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i’m pretty sure he’s a virgin who can’t drive
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sound a bit like a loo-ooser to me
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that’s what i’ve been TELLING ppl!!!!!!!! u get it
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