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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote2021-07-11 10:36 pm
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PLAYER

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CONTACT: manscapingg @ plurk
ACTIVE TIMES/PACE: god knows i'm always awake
BRACKETS/PROSE: Brackets please!
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: i'm garbage so none really just? no large age gap ship stuff (keep it btwn 17-21)

IN CHARACTER

PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Go for it! Rex has a habit of stepping into other people's spaces, though he may be prickly if someone he doesn't like invades his. Provided that your character gets chummy with him, he is very touchy and even affectionate.
PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Please! Kill him.
RELATIONSHIPS: Uhhh if you're looking for a committed relationship from this one, first of all, please reconsider??? He's a cheater. When it comes to flirting, Rex loves attention, but you will notice one thing- He might be a very loose when it comes to casual hookups, but getting close to him will prove a huge challenge. I am uncomfortable with large age gaps re: shipping in general, so let's keep it between characters who are 17-21. While Rex's (problematic) preferences include female-identifying characters, femmes, and twinks, he once barks the line "I can bang anyone I want," when bragging about his new status as a Guardian of the Globe, and it's pretty un-gendered. That being said, he is insecure as all hell and will be both threatened and largely uninterested in anyone as/more masc-presenting than him.
MEDICAL INFORMATION: His powers are nerfed for WCB, but it must be noted that if anyone were to come into physical contact with him, he is almost twice as heavy as he looks, due to cybergenetic experimentation that has made his muscles dense. Also, if one were touch his forearms, amidst all the muscle, there'd feel like something was beneath the skin, like a wiry, metal implant.
SORE SPOTS: Anything regarding the abduction of children or recruitment of young people to be child soldiers without their consent. If you want to make him extra angry, have it be kids who were hungry or down on their luck. He also gets touchy around genuine familial interaction and the mention of things like Father's or Mother's day. Lastly, Rex prefers going by his superhero alias and despises his family name.

OUT OF CHARACTER

BACKTAGGING: Yes!
THREADHOPPING: Be my guest.
FOURTHWALLING: No thank you! As much as Rex would love to be namedropped.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS

VISUAL: Standing at 5'11", Rex Sloan (alias: Rex Splode) is the kind of arrogant prick whose chiseled jawline would imply that he's ripped, and he often sports a cocky grin as if he knows it, too. With broad shoulders and long, reddish-brown hair pulled into a tight bun under that obnoxiously eye-catching orange and yellow outfit, he is the pinnacle of toxic and tragically fragile masculinity. He may not be the biggest or the strongest member of the newly minted Guardians of the Globe, but he is definitely the loudest- And the worst.
AURAL: He is voiced by Jason Mantzoukas.
OLFACTORY: Strong, musky cologne and a tinge of something burnt. Also, often reeks of beer or aftershave.
DEMEANOUR: Cocky, mean-spirited, and equipped with an almost villainous laugh, Rex's foul mouth and rude behavior will all at once make you question if he really is one of the good guys. Ill-tempered and quick to anger, he's often the first to throw punches physically or verbally. He struts around like he owns the place and his quippy remarks seem to suggest that he is in need of constant attention, and um, he's annoying af tbh. That being said, he does carry himself with the kind of charisma and swagger that men envy and women never seem to be getting enough of (unfortunately). Spend enough time with him and one will notice that he is a bit of a class clown and, if you're on his team, no matter how much of your life he makes a living hell on the daily, when it comes down to the bottom line? Rex will protect you until his dying breath.

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