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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote 2023-02-22 05:55 pm (UTC)

[Rex removes the thing and practically throws it in Denji's direction, although there is literally not a single noble reason behind it. He's hardly ever fully clothed when lounging around in his leisure time at HQ and has never once complained about a nipslip or extra show of skin when it's come to his female teammates, the bastard! Rex is no stranger to public bathing or locker room situations, and yet his sensibilities are very, very American. The naughtier bits of the nether-regions, in his book, should mostly be kept out of sight.]

Fine, gawd!

But for the record? You didn't give a rat's slimey hiney when I pilched it last time. You didn't even notice it was gone!

[He groans. It is nice to see someone who isn't insanely jacked for once, though. As much as Rex does his best not to oogle his burlier comrades, seeing their impenetrable physiques makes him feel small. Save for the stupid shenanigans he specifically manufactures for himself to do, he's working on his body day in and day out.

This is the biggest he can get, no matter what.
]

Just get in the water already! I'm gonna have your fugly nutsack violating me in my nightmares for the next few days, and I don't want that to go on any longer than it has to.

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