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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote 2021-09-09 08:58 pm (UTC)

[None taken. Rex likes being the center of attention. His ludicrous color scheme is meant to draw in the eyes of others, but also? Rex Sloan is one of the only people in human existence who could pull this particular look off.]

Wow. Didn't think you were the kind of guy who was ballsy enough to gut his own grub, but aaah! I'm down. I could use some protein! And, as you've probably guessed by now I can defnitely roast and toast it.

[Rex scrolls through the clothing app.]

Give me a sec. I know I should be blendin' in 'n all? But if I'm stuck wearing a tunic or some shit? I better be lookin' like a fuckin' BAMF.

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