He could also be an axe-murderer! Or have a "live, laugh, love" sign up on his wall.

[Unfortunately, the butt(chin) touching does work. Rex slaps that hand away, snarling, although it's clear that both of his cheeks are red. Also, peep the fact that those two things are apparently on equal level of Terrible in Rex's opinion...]

Uh, well! Let's take a look.

[Rex opens his device, noting that the screen is black.]

Aaah, the fuck?! Last I checked, these things didn't need their batteries charged! Did we get anything on it when we were, I dunno, penis jousting?!

[disgusting]