[WHAT WAS THE HORNY THOUGHT, FIDGEY???!!!! INQUIRING MINDS WOULD LIKE 2 KNOW]
Awh! Was it that obvious?
[He scoffs, that signature Rex Splode rasp more audible at close range.]
That was sarcasm, by the way.
[Rex has lived his life in a variety of extremes, hot-tempered and warm-blooded, lacking a model for healthy partnerships of any sort. His parents' relationship seemed more like a misery loves company situation than anything else, so when he flew the coop and Radcliffe's facility offered him a room with all the amenities he could ever dream of, the first thing he slapped on the side of his room was the Playboy centerfold from that year's December issue. Several years have passed since then and Eve taught him nearly everything he knows, but in many ways he is still the same horny bastard.]
Don't worry, your precious butthole's safe- For now.
[HOW IS THIS GOOD FLIRTING ETIQUETTE, IT's FRIGHTENING, DISGUSTING??? HE ONLY GETS AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE HE'S HOT!!!!
oh also he's gonna get a double handful of some cheek now rip??? is this making sense??? ping me on disco if 4 clarification i am here]
Why are you so surprised? We were all over each other back in phony LA. Haha! LA. Phony. There's two words that are fucking redundant, huh?
im truly horrified by so many of things i typed in this tag
Awh! Was it that obvious?
[He scoffs, that signature Rex Splode rasp more audible at close range.]
That was sarcasm, by the way.
[Rex has lived his life in a variety of extremes, hot-tempered and warm-blooded, lacking a model for healthy partnerships of any sort. His parents' relationship seemed more like a misery loves company situation than anything else, so when he flew the coop and Radcliffe's facility offered him a room with all the amenities he could ever dream of, the first thing he slapped on the side of his room was the Playboy centerfold from that year's December issue. Several years have passed since then and Eve taught him nearly everything he knows, but in many ways he is still the same horny bastard.]
Don't worry, your precious butthole's safe- For now.
[HOW IS THIS GOOD FLIRTING ETIQUETTE, IT's FRIGHTENING, DISGUSTING??? HE ONLY GETS AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE HE'S HOT!!!!
oh also he's gonna get a double handful of some cheek now rip??? is this making sense??? ping me on disco if 4 clarification i am here]
Why are you so surprised? We were all over each other back in phony LA. Haha! LA. Phony. There's two words that are fucking redundant, huh?