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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote 2021-09-08 07:18 pm (UTC)

Uuuuh, FYI, Mr. Cloud Cuckoo Lander? We set up camp together. Which is why I assumed we were sharing a tent! Also, in case you fucking forgot because god knows where you put that useless brain of yours, I can't heat shit while I'm asleep! Because then it will just explode and we'll both die.

Also? It's cold and dead animals give off zero body heat, Fluffy!

[He grumbles at that dig.]

I can be chill. I can be soooOOOOOooo very chill! I'm the life of the party. Me! Mr. Coolguy... I'm as hot as I am cool! Just watch me.

[He folds his hands over his chest, attempting to lower his voice.]

See! I could keep my voice down if I wanted to...

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