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rex splode's pathetic lil load πŸ’£πŸ”₯ ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote 2021-11-01 05:59 am (UTC)

Du-ude!

[Rex reaches for one of Mark's hands, a bold move, considering the fact that he's angered an intergalactic powerhouse, but he's noticed that communicating with his new friend is significantly easier through touch. Well, at least he didn't make the "So, how does it feel to be teabagged by Rex Splode?" joke??? Um...]

Don't get your furry nuts all in a bunch, alright buddy? This is a lot less freaky than you faintin' ​on me- At least you're not dead, right? Relax.

It must've been somethin' you drank! I'll find the bartender who did this, beat the crap out of him, and then find an antidote! Easy-peasy.

[Oh, he is squeezing now... Gay??? Rex this is inappropriate.]

Also, don't hate me! But you look ah-dowable.

[*Adorable. In faux-baby speak. Don't worry, I'm vomiting too.]

The second set of ears start movin' when you get all huffy! Cuuuute.

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