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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote 2021-10-30 04:25 am (UTC)

Are you sure this isn't some weird alien puberty thing that your dad forgot to tell you about?

[Rex sulks, doing his best not to crack a smile at that... Bizarrely cute tail-chasing display, still groggy from being awoken against his will. He meant what he said about the world needing to be on fire for him to be up before 6:00 AM.]

Well, eyyyyy, mazel tov!

[Yes, he is being an asshole and clapping sarcastically.]

Your balls finally have got hair on 'em now. Whuh-hoo.

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